NOTE TO SELF: YOU ARE NOT ON VACATION

You have a problem.

You generally associate being in Orlando with being on vacation. This is how it's been for the past 10 years. In turn, you associate being on vacation with a vicious spending of moola.

I said VICIOUS. Do you see where I'm going here?

You're not really even spending it on anything all that good. I mean, how many times can one eat at Sweet Tomatoes and Boston Market? Maybe that's what's really getting to me. You're EATING all of the extra cash. Everything is just too damn convienient, and you're becoming just too damn lazy.

You just gotta learn to just sit on all that extra money. Maybe limit eating/ drinking out to once a month. (NOT 5 or 6 times.) And it should count. One a-m-a-z-i-n-g meal at Boma is better than 3 mediocre meals at Boston Market. Not to mention, you should stop making food decisions while tipsy. Or sad. Or tired.

And another thing.

Just because you can, dosen't mean you should. I'm thinking World Market/Target/JoAnn/Lowe's here. Just because you can, dosen't mean you should.

You actually live here now. It'll still be here tommorrow. And next week...and next month.

SO DEAL WITH IT.