It all started with wanting lunch and then remebering that there was some leftover cheddar in the fridge and soft store sandwich bread. Sweet, an Old-fashioned cheese sammich. Mmmm. But, alas, no mayo or the whip of miracle. So since I have no life and nothing particularly pressing to do today, I decided that I'm smart enough to make me some lunch. I don't need no stinkin' Hellmans!
So anyway, I just made mayonnaise. From scratch. The bitch broke twice before I finally got it to set. And I'm now deaf in one ear with a not wholly unpleasant ringing in the other from the blender motor. Sidenote: Why does that damn thing have to be so loud anyway? I mean really.
I don't even really like mayo all that much, but I'm bored and hungry.
Now, I want to tell somebody that I've cracked the eternal emulsion code, but no one is around. B is at work, as per usual. So I started a blog. Been thinkin' about it for awhile. Might as well jump on the bandwagon sooner or later, right?
So here we are. Whatever. I'm off to make another cheese sammich.
ETA: Is it more or less crazy to be talking to oneself through typing in a blog, rather than out loud, which happens to be my norm?
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